Beauty in the Movies: Heathers

This week I present to you one of the best teen comedies ever, and by far one of the darkest. Heathers is one of those movies that just keeps getting better as the years go by, and you discover something new each time you watch it.

There are four girls who rule Westerberg High, Heather Chandler (Kim Walker), Heather Duke (Shannen Doherty), Heather McNamara (Lisanne Falk) and Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder). They spend their days torturing geeks like Martha Dunnstock (Carrie Lynn), who they call Martha Dump-truck, doling out witty dialogue, and playing croquet. When new guy JD (Christian Slater) arrives at school, he shakes up Veronica’s world and forces her to confront how awful the Heathers really are.

When we first meet JD, he’s the epitome of the cool, mysterious new kid, he comes on the scene to save Veronica from a world of Heathers and expose the popular crowd as the self-centered assholes they are. It’s set up like other teen movies; two characters meet and seem to be a perfect match, but things go off in a very different direction from there. It’s Veronica’s story, but instead of spending the film mooning over a crush, she spends it frantically scribbling in her diary while wearing her monocle and cursing the idiocy of her peers.

The American high school is a nasty place, and Heathers was the first movie that exposed it as such. In high school everyone is labeled, every dark secret is fair game, and even death is a way to up your social standing.

Heathers came out in 1989, at the end of an era dominated by John Hughes movies where teenagers are fun, sweet, and adorable—the most bad-ass things they do involve dancing at parades and skipping out on their detention homework. The Heathers teens range from vapid to down right evil, a sharp contrast to the charming geeks and lovable jocks of the Hughes Cannon. In Heathers, house parties are replaced by funerals, and instead of the cute male lead turning out to be surprisingly sensitive, he turns out to be a murderous psychopath. Sadly, in some ways it’s a much more realistic portrayal of what high school is really like.

Heathers established its own vernacular, it gave us phrases you still hear in modern high schools, even if those kids have no idea where they came from—like “what’s your damage?”, “I gotta motor”, or “How very”. Virtually every other line is a memorable quote, who could forget “F*ck me gently with a chainsaw” or “I love my dead gay son!”?

Teen suicide has been making headlines again recently, which means it’s time to start re-running Heathers on cable, because this film actually makes a great case against suicide. It demonstrates how killing yourself just makes your hateful classmates pretend they liked you, and that they will use your death as a means to garner attention for themselves. High school is a war zone, and sometimes it spills over into college, but life does get better. There are still jerks in the world after high school, but you get to choose if you want to be around them or not. Sure, offices can sometimes recall a bit too much of that old high school cruelty, but for the most part people mature and realize life is too short to be so worried what everyone else thinks.

Heathers held up the mirror and forced us to look at the way we treat tragedy, the sensationalized accounts of death and suicide have only grown with the internet age. Teen suicides provoked (at least in part) by bullying are in the news every other week these days. The cavalier attitude and lack of responsibility from peers is always a major focus of disgust—more than twenty years later and Heathers is truer than ever, yet we still act surprised by the actions of empathy-free teens and their victims, showing that we would rather run a “shocking” news story than try to solve the problem. All I can say is, in the words of Big Fun, “Teenage suicide—don’t do it”.

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9 responses to “Beauty in the Movies: Heathers

  1. mkz201

    I like the way this movie starts out as a comedy and slowly turns into a horror film, albeit a funny one.

    (Tried commenting a few minutes ago but it seems to have disappeared…)

    • Justine

      Yeah wordpress is driving me crazy, it keeps changing the dates of my posts. So when I published today, it decided I published this post on Wednesday, which really screws me up. The only way to fix it was to re-post and delete the old one. Sorry for the confusion—Oye.

  2. alison

    Heathers was my favorite movie growing up..I probably watched it weekly for quite a long time! I even had a velvet red scrunchie..that made me feel very heatheresque. This week the news is filled with stories of bullying..even in college that poor guy at rutgers…this was my favorite friday post!! Love you love heathers!!

  3. Lizzy

    did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

    • Justine

      what is really screwed up is that Heather Chandler (Kim Walker) died of a brain tumor at 32, kind of kills the joke 😦

  4. Bringing the John Hughes films into it really drives the point home! Great post, love the screen shots and collage!

  5. While I am at it, being a horror movie nerd, if you love Heathers check out Massacre at Central High which is great silly fun! It seems to have inspired Heathers, has a similar plot, and pretty much the exact same ending. Heathers is of course superior in every way but MCH has it’s moments and it is fun to note the similarities.

  6. haren

    I thought this movie was already a horror movie.

  7. Shannen Doherty! Love the fashion inspiration. I wanna watch but I’m too scared. I cannot watch dark or scary movies.

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